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Bushlife Australiana Tee (Men's) - Mascot Series EMU GRAIN CART GARY

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Bushlife Australiana Tee (Men's) - Mascot Series EMU GRAIN CART GARY

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EMU GRAIN CART GARY — CHASER BIN DIVISION

Built for the kind of life you won’t find in the city. This edition of the Bushlife Australiana Tee introduces one of the most chaotic legends ever to hit the paddock — Grain Cart Gary, the tall, frantic, wide‑eyed emu who somehow ended up in charge of the Chaser Bin Division.

It’s pure Australiana: farming life, native wildlife, and absolute paddock‑side mayhem rolled into one. Whether you’re on the farm, in town, or taking it easy, this tee fits right in without trying. Clean, comfortable, and built to last — the kind of gear you’ll keep coming back to.

The Artwork: EMU GRAIN CART GARY — Chaser Bin Division

  • Gangly emu with a wide‑eyed, panicked squawk — peak emu chaos

  • Crooked hard hat perched on its head, “EMU” name badge on the orange high‑vis vest

  • Grain cart buried under a mountain of golden grain, overflowing in every direction

  • “FULL SEND — DO NOT OVERFILL →” sign on the front, arrow pointing straight at the disaster

  • WESTSTAR branding stamped proudly on the grain cart

  • Kookaburra perched on the right mirror, laughing its head off

  • Mouse surfing a grain wave on a tiny grain‑surfboard — absolute brilliance

  • Combine harvester auger pouring grain from the left, WESTSTAR on the side

  • “GRAIN CART GARY” in the bold jagged orange Mascot Series font

  • “CHASER BIN DIVISION — WESTSTAR FARMING” in bold gold across the bottom

A chaotic masterpiece — the perfect tribute to every grain‑cart operator who’s ever yelled “Yeah mate, keep coming!” right before disaster struck.

Why it earns its place

  • Midweight cotton that feels right from day one

  • Slight stretch for comfort and movement

  • Shape retention — no sagging, no cheap feel

  • Durability for repeat wear, not one‑season use

Details

  • 96% cotton, 4% elastane

  • Midweight fabric (189 g/m²)

  • Regular fit

  • Pilling‑resistant

  • Made to last

Made to order — no mass production, no excess. Just gear done properly.

Size guide

  CHEST (cm)
XS 92
S 96
M 100
L 108
XL 116
2XL 124

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