Weststar Farming – Fair Dinkum Funny Farm Tees S29 – Machinery Graveyard

Weststar Farming – Fair Dinkum Funny Farm Tees S29 – Machinery Graveyard

Every farm's got one. That back corner where machinery goes to die — and somehow never quite disappears.

There's a rusting header from 1987, three tractors in varying stages of "I'll fix that next season," a hay rake missing a wheel, and what might have been a plough at some point but is now just a very expensive garden ornament. The parts are still good. Probably. Someone will get to it.

The Machinery Graveyard is less a place and more a philosophy. It's the agricultural version of "she'll be right" — a monument to optimism, tight budgets, and the unshakeable belief that nothing is ever truly broken if you squint at it the right way.

This tee is for every farmer who's walked past that corner of the property, shaken their head, and kept walking. You know who you are.

Why it earns its place:

• Soft midweight cotton that feels right from day one
• Slight stretch for comfort and movement
• Holds its shape — no sagging, no cheap feel
• Built for repeat wear, not one-season use

Details:

• 96% cotton, 4% elastane
• Midweight fabric (189 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Pilling-resistant
• Made to last

Made to order — no mass production, no excess. Just gear done properly.

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