Weststar Farming – Fair Dinkum Funny Farm Tees S13 – Magpie Attack Copter

Weststar Farming – Fair Dinkum Funny Farm Tees S13 – Magpie Attack Copter

Swooping season is here. Take cover.

Every Australian knows the feeling. You're walking across the yard, minding your own business, and then — without warning — something with a wingspan, a grudge, and absolutely no fear of consequences comes in at speed from a direction you weren't watching.

The magpie doesn't care that you're busy. The magpie doesn't care that you've used this path every single day for three years. The magpie has decided, for reasons known only to itself, that today is the day and you are the target. There is no negotiating with a magpie. There is no reasoning with a magpie. There is only the swoop, the squawk, and the completely undignified sprint across the yard while a medium-sized bird achieves total tactical superiority.

They're also one of the most intelligent birds in the world, which somehow makes it worse.

S13 pays tribute to Australia's most committed seasonal threat — the Magpie Attack Copter. Low, fast, and utterly without mercy.

Why it earns its place:

• Soft midweight cotton that feels right from day one
• Slight stretch for comfort and movement
• Holds its shape — no sagging, no cheap feel
• Built for repeat wear, not one-season use

Details:

• 96% cotton, 4% elastane
• Midweight fabric (189 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Pilling-resistant
• Made to last

Made to order — no mass production, no excess. Just gear done properly.

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