Bushlife Australiana Tee (Men's) - Mascot Series Shifty Dingo

Shifty Dingo — Dingo Stockman

Built for the kind of life you won’t find in the city. This edition of the Bushlife Australiana Tee introduces the most suspicious, sheep‑count‑adjusting, fence‑leaning character ever to join the Weststar roster — the Shifty Dingo Stockman, master of livestock management… and livestock disappearance.

It’s peak bush humour: native wildlife, rural life, and that unmistakable “I didn’t touch your sheep, mate” energy. Whether you’re on the farm, in town, or taking it easy, this tee fits right in without trying. Clean, comfortable, and built to last — the kind of gear you’ll keep coming back to.

The Artwork: Shifty Dingo — Livestock Division

• Shifty dingo leaning on a fence post with the guiltiest grin imaginable

• Narrowed eyes, raised eyebrow, sharp teeth — pure “caught in the act” energy

• Akubra hat, dusty moleskin jacket, worn jeans, elastic‑sided boots — the full stockman kit

• Clipboard reading: “SHEEP COUNT: 100… 99… 98…” — the countdown joke lands perfectly

• Knife and fork tucked into the belt — subtle, devastating, hilarious

• WESTSTAR FARMING — LIVESTOCK DIVISION badge on the jacket

• Massive mob of fluffy white sheep in the background, blissfully unaware

• Sheepdog fast asleep in the foreground with “ZZZ” — absolutely useless

• Kookaburra on the fence post giving the dingo a sideways “I know what you’re up to” look

• Red dirt, gum trees, barbed wire fence, bright blue sky — classic outback scene

• “DINGO STOCKMAN” in the bold jagged orange Mascot Series font

• “LIVESTOCK DIVISION — WESTSTAR FARMING” in bold gold across the bottom

A perfect blend of mischief, character, and rural comedy — this one will be a fan favourite.

Why it earns its place

• Midweight cotton that feels right from day one

• Slight stretch for comfort and movement

• Shape retention — no sagging, no cheap feel

• Durability for repeat wear, not one‑season use

Details

• 96% cotton, 4% elastane

• Midweight fabric (189 g/m²)

• Regular fit

• Pilling‑resistant

• Made to last

Made to order — no mass production, no excess. Just gear done properly.

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