{"product_id":"bushlife-australiana-tee-mens-mascot-series-10","title":"Bushlife Australiana Tee (Men's) - Mascot Series Saltwater Crocodile","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSaltwater Crocodile — Irrigation Manager\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt for the kind of life you won’t find in the city. This edition of the \u003cstrong\u003eBushlife Australiana Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e introduces the most intimidating, clipboard‑wielding authority figure ever to stalk a paddock — the \u003cstrong\u003eSaltwater Crocodile Irrigation Manager\u003c\/strong\u003e, a no‑nonsense, pipe‑wrench‑swinging enforcer of water allocation and workplace fear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s peak Australiana: native wildlife, farm life, and that unmistakable “don’t argue with the boss” energy. Whether you’re on the farm, in town, or taking it easy, this tee fits right in without trying. Clean, comfortable, and built to last — the kind of gear you’ll keep coming back to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Artwork: Saltwater Crocodile — Irrigation Manager\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan role=\"button\" data-url=\"ca:\/\/s?q=Saltwater_crocodile_facts\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003eMassive saltwater crocodile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e mid‑roar, jaws wide, teeth like knives\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReading glasses\u003c\/strong\u003e perched on its snout, one eye squinting with pure managerial authority\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite hard hat\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003e“IRRIGATION MANAGER”\u003c\/strong\u003e sticker — perfect 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